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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


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Anonymous 333953[Reply]

I dont like being a woman.


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Anonymous 333888[Reply]

What is it like to be autistic? Is it overly diagnosed?

Anonymous 333892

Back in the day many many years ago being able to say you’re autistic would rule you out from the diagnosis. This is how much the definitions have shifted.
I think it’s real but because it’s a “spectrum” and the diagnostics are purely behavioral it’s hard to tell at this point who’s really autistic or not, or what it even means to be an autistic.

Anonymous 333947

>>333892
Autism is the new bipolarity.

Anonymous 333952

>>333947
Bipolar was never over diagnosed you might be thinking of bpd



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Street Safety thread Anonymous 324486[Reply]

Have you or anyone you know ever been mugged? Or maybe street scammed/pickpocketed? Share tips and tricks to avoid being victimized.
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When you grow up where I grew up, you learn to defend yourself. It's scary to admit, but yes, I've had to ward off any would be sexual assaulters and it's in the shaky aftermath of times like those where I appreciate all the time and effort I've put into my self-defense preparations.

You see, I have this anti-sodomy device that I "wear" at all times, especially in the city. It's a telescoping steel cylinder with a silicone "faux-sphincter", and an inviting one at that. The idea is simple. When I'm accosted by a particularly ravenous sort, I pre-emptively pull down my trousers (or simply unzip the butt flap as is the case on Saturday nights) and present myself to them. This is to "cut to the chase", so to speak, and avoid any punches or cross chops to my face. In the dim light of the city night, that "faux-sphincter" looks just like a real one, and an inviting one at that.

Here's where my training pays off. There's a brief moment of discomfort as the sexual assaulter, or I guess you can call them a rapist, ram jams their beefy beef into my anti-sodomy device. The telescoping steel cylinder is driven back, forcefully, acting as a firing pin, until it collides with an explosive charge very much like a shotgun shell. That silicone "faux-sphincter" becomes the projectile, and with the amount of zesto peppo I pack in my shotgun ass, that rapist's dick is blown clean off, often resulting in enough blood loss to kill them as a dick wound like that is almost always impossible for even skilled surgeons to close up properly (I've seen them try).

The only penetration I truly suffer is that of a hot, smoking gun barrel, and I rather like that feeling if that's not too deviant to admit.

Anonymous 332433

>>324911
i dont want to touch that

Anonymous 333623

>>329664
high-trust societies can afford a great many luxuries

Anonymous 333950

>>333623
People who can not see immaterial wealth would disagree with you.

Anonymous 333951

>>333950
Please stop posting



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Can a woman be conservative without being called a pick-me? Anonymous 79773[Reply]

I'm a conservative, but I can never seem to be able to discuss my views amongst females without being called a pick-me. I'm not even an anti-feminist or anything, I'm just not a feminist myself.
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Anonymous 333850

>>333847
jesus christ no we didnt. Do zoomers in this timeline actually think that??? Is this how bad your education was? Women could not get jobs easily for most of human history, and even in the last 100 years, not real livable wages (unless they want to be caretakers) We absolutely did not have those things before feminism, it would have been extremely hard to be single/childfree with no livable wage

Anonymous 333853

>>333850
They were litereally baby-making/housekeeping cattle and domestic battery was pretty much the norm, and socially accepted because women could not leave, and women could HARDLY legally advocate for themselves without their husband present

To make it worse the men would just keep fucking them beacuse there was no bc. So they'd keep having child after child, even when they were dirt poor. And guess who would frequently blow all their money on alcohol since virtually everyone was an alcoholic??

Anonymous 333854

>>333847
You are such ignorant backwoods tiktok slobbering trash i have no words

Anonymous 333855

>>79777
There is no such thing as a conservative that isn't maga nowadays

The conservatives were just hiding who they really were or on the other hand so brainwashed, they couldn't believe something like maga might actually exist among conservatives.

Anonymous 333948

>>333850
>Women could not get jobs easily for most of human history
Women who stay at home have only been a thing in the XXth century. Before that everybody had to work, including the kids and the elders, 6 days per week.
And are we going to pretend that everybody married? Of course not.

>>333853
It was illegal for a man to fuck a women without signing a lifelong contract that force him to take care of her until death and of course you could refuse sex. My great grandmother did just that once she had enough kids.



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Anonymous 333670[Reply]

Would you prefer laying eggs to giving birth?
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Anonymous 333820

>>333812
Gross question but how does that work do you shove them up your ass and try to force them back out?

Anonymous 333848

>>333670
Eggs are periods. Just saying.

Anonymous 333858

>>333848
Would you rather lay an egg or have a human period? Say an egg the size of a baseball and it take 10 minutes.

Anonymous 333915

Deffo eggs kek

Anonymous 333945

>>333858
It should have the same size than a baby, so the eggs would have the size of a basketball.
No regrets?



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Warning Thread Anonymous 312473[Reply]

Whenever CSAM/Gore/Scat/Porn is posted bump this thread to warn anons scrolling
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Anonymous 333793

>>333792
Literally where

Anonymous 333794

>>333793
It got deleted pretty quickly after I sent that I guess Snail is awake

Anonymous 333796

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>>333794
It gets cross-posted on several imageboards. Some extremely mentally ill person with zero shame.

Anonymous 333922

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bump

Anonymous 333941

It never ends



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 333904

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Lolcow fandom discourse thread got flooded over the Vivinos shit and let me just say the site I use not being on the receiving end of it for once was satisfying and hilarious

Anonymous 333912

>>333860
Sorry but you sound like a troon - that stuff is only normal on imageboards filled with moids which just happens to be most of them. Why does accusing others of being "too puritanical" seem to be the mo of most creeps these days?

Anonymous 333916

>>333874
What pedophilie has to do with feminism karen? I'm not a feminist also, I just think pedophilies should get their hands cut

Anonymous 333919

>>333912
>>333916
Lolcow anons just think if you hate incest fetishes you must be 11 years old. No normal person is fantasizing about fucking their siblings/parents. You'd think they'd realize the logical conclusion about incest kinks after their threads about tumblr trannies into that shit

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Scrote hands typed them nic cage defense posts



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https://stream.singularity.bible/ Anonymous 333881[Reply]

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Anonymous 333890

its the real swersvlt machien girl

Anonymous 333891

what is this? speedrun?

Anonymous 333893

>>333889
>Under 18
>Krusie shipper (some fandom shit)
Mutually inclusive categories

Anonymous 333897

>>333893
I think it's an Undertale/Deltarune ship

Anyways someone sent Cerbmin's Lolcow Admin email in there

Anonymous 333908

Suselle won.



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Imageboard General Anonymous 306970[Reply]

This is a general thread for imageboard discussion.

What other imageboards do you use? What is your favorite imageboard? And what imageboards did you used to use?
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Anonymous 333832

>>333823
Not being into gay porn makes you a man according to Nimu's cultists I guess

Anonymous 333839

>>333832
>>333835
No posting porn makes you a moid, why do you even bother

Anonymous 333843

Most people just use xenforo forums if they use any
Imageboards are a dying breed
But i use lolcowfarms and lurk 4chan rarely

Anonymous 333876

>>333823
Just moids malding about people being into porn that objectifies them. 41% already you retards, you're not fooling anyone

Anonymous 333898

>>333839
Ok moid



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