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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


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Anonymous 335084[Reply]

do you stalk rich/pretty moids? not celebrities but just someone you're aware of, does him being single make you research him more or less?


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Can a woman be conservative without being called a pick-me? Anonymous 79773[Reply]

I'm a conservative, but I can never seem to be able to discuss my views amongst females without being called a pick-me. I'm not even an anti-feminist or anything, I'm just not a feminist myself.
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Anonymous 335038

>>335037
>pizzagate
nona…

Anonymous 335051

I hope retarded op logged off since women have no rights to use internet and should not be able to write, because studying and overall literacy for women is a fucking feminist propaganda, obviously.

Anonymous 335069

>>335037
This is why nobody takes you clowns seriously. You don't take the evidence based approach to anything you just flap your mouths like the lowest common denomenator because your ego is no 1 at stake

Anonymous 335072

>>335069
Kek true. I’m certainly old enough to remember that pizzagate and q anon schizophrenia emerged at the same time together.

Anonymous 335083

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>>334726
>>334724
Once you've experienced baby brain, you quickly understand why the moids violently opposed average women having positions of power. All of human history up until female birth control in the 1960s basically, we've been constantly pregnant or nursing, literally retarded due to hormones and brain chemistry in general, all in order to care for our children. I guess that's why ancient moids put much more stock in old matriarchs than young women, because the old crones could actually think straight. Nuns and other life-long virgin types too, they filled a "holy woman" role offering wisdom and sometimes leading, Deborah style.



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I wonder what this guy is doing now Anonymous 333803[Reply]

Thats all
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Anonymous 334966

>>334947
They live through internet games and gaming instead and buy food at the familymart everyday.

Anonymous 335027

Hi this is Midwest Magic Cleaning, my name is Pepperoni Paula and today we are tackling a house full of trash covered in mouse poop and an interesting quantity of roaches

Anonymous 335080

>>335027
god almighty just burn it down whats the point???

Anonymous 335081

>>335080
how many stds does she get touching that stuff i wonder

she has to be super ultra vaccinated

Anonymous 335082

>>335027
I used to know someone who cleaned obsessively like shed just spend a whole day cleaning, but she smoked meth lol



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Anonymous 335077[Reply]

30+ virgins, are you still waiting for the right man?

Anonymous 335079

cough ow my back cough any day now he'll be showing up for me anyway day



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The stigma surrounding virginity Anonymous 41822[Reply]

We live in a highly sexualized society and being a virgin is constantly stigmatized. However, it's really easy to have sex, even for male incels. What's hard is saving yourself for the right person. Depending on their values, that may make you much more valuable to them. So don't just jump at the opportunity to fuck anyone, don't think of virginity as something to get rid of, because in the end you will just feel like shit. Think long term and find your soulmate, true love is much more valuable than satisfying your short term urges.
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Anonymous 334983

I'm not a big fan of Brittany Venti anymore but fuck do I agree with her new video. I'm so sick of people acting like being sober and not getting shitfaced every time you go out means you're missing out on life. I'm sick of people acting like not engaging in hookup culture and fucking random strangers off the street means you're anti-sex. I'm sick of having to act like coomslop fake deep shit is actually peak fiction 'lest I be crucified. I'm sick of acting like spicy straights aren't pickmes or that glamorizing the 1900s and before as some glorious better time isn't cringe and weird. I'm so sick of being called a "discourser" or some bigoted conservative religious nut for calling LARPers with no sense of self preservation retarded

Anonymous 334985

>>334983
>I'm sick of people acting like not engaging in hookup culture and fucking random strangers off the street means you're anti-sex.
Unironically touch some grass

Anonymous 334986

>>334985
You've clearly never met a pornsick fuckboy, never go on Tinder for your own sake and save your brain cells

Anonymous 334992

Eh, in the end is just chasing a fairytale. These days I feel people struggle to form connections and find love so much virginity has lost a lot of the value it got when it was associated with a new stage of life xp and changing as a person, because the real thing that achieves that might not even be there.

Anonymous 335078

>>302775
shaming men for virginity is just as bad, both create whore culture, you can't shame women for virginity while enabling men to be fuckboys



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TERFposting #36 Anonymous 306729[Reply]

Due to #35 reaching the reply limit.

Previous threads:
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>>66270
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>>76876
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Anonymous 334413

>>334411
She's always believed this and she's been friends with a troon from the start, she's against women's spaces being eroded by trannies and children getting trooned by insane parents
I wish she really hated troons as much as they think she does

Anonymous 334596

>>331665
do you have the link to this post

Anonymous 335003

I've always wondered why the pooner character looks like a harlequin baby

Anonymous 335006

>>334411
this is her way of cleansing the gene pool

Anonymous 335076

>>334411
It sucks that there's no middle ground. I agree with her. Really don't care if trannys exist, as long as they stay out of womens spaces.
And I guess I should also admit that if you're trans and you're an asshole I will call you slurs but I don't see the big deal with that.



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Joe Needs Ice Cream Anonymous 335060[Reply]

>Be you
>Be an anon browsing crystal.cafe
>You hear a clattering
>You look and see Joe Biden has fallen through your roof
>He says 'I need Ice Cream'
>You just stare at him
>He says 'I need Ice Cream for emotional regulation'
What do you do?
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Anonymous 335066

>>335060
Tell him i only have mango fruit bars

Anonymous 335068

have my autopen draw him a picture of ice cream
douse some vetiver on there
watch him unblinkingly lick paper

>>335061
let's try to have some fun instead of just talking about the meta, faggot

Anonymous 335071

>>335061
Please create a fun 4chan post about Biden's dementia that gets good engagement. Make no mistakes

Anonymous 335074

>>335071
I'm not an LLM—I'm a real human.
Imageboards are—places where ideas—are infinite.
Beep Bleep Boop Blop
It's not an LLM, it's a human trying to cause drama.

Anonymous 335075

>>335074
Just to clarify, the human trying to cause drama wasn't me. I just want chill jokes about using ice cream for emotional regulation.



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 335056

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>>332171
They actually enjoy when it's man on woman too, the dark romance fags come out in droves in Pixel Fauxminism and /meta/ and other retarded places (picrel is from an /m/ thread) as if they're that many levels above Shayna's kidnapping daddy kinks even the hetcoom thread gets these retards sometimes, I just don't get it, at least when it also happens here I can just assume it's baiters being purposefully obtuse

Anonymous 335058

>>335056
>the screencap
Holy incomprehensible and retarded babble. I doubt they can even read properly so of course they probably assume there’s nothing else to the media they “enjoy” besides their rape autopedophilia kink or whatever

Anonymous 335062

>>335033
It's almost as if lolcow users document things as a hobby. Crazy

Anonymous 335064

>>335062
Posting screenshots of things that made you upset is hardly a hobby

Anonymous 335065

>>335064
What do you think lolcow was made for?



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Worried about cheating friend Anonymous 335042[Reply]

I'm a close friend of two people who later became a couple. They've been together for a year and 2 months now, and I'm worried that my female friend is in the process of cheating on him, or has already cheated on him.

She's been taking a class for the past four months, and that's where she met a guy. I've seen the way she looks at him, almost with longing in her eyes.
Over those months, they went from simply getting to know each other to:
>texting about class stuff
>making excuses to meet up and spend time together
>leaving together after class
>taking public transportation together after class
>texting about their lives and interests
>texting each other at around 11 p.m. or midnight
And so on.

Apparently, HE asked HER out weeks ago. She said she had a boyfriend, he said no problem, and I was happy. I thought it was over and that we'd dodged an incoming storm…
EXCEPT that my friend texted HIM a couple of hours later.
Ever since then, they've gotten even closer, added each other on all their socials, started sharing stuff, etc.
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Anonymous 335049

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>>335048
That might be the move, but either way I think I'm losing both no matter what, and maybe I don't WANT to keep talking to her after this to be honest…
I've never seen or heard about a woman in a relationship rejecting someone because she had a boyfriend and and then trying to claw the guy back in while escalating things, it's like she instantly regretted it.


I just feel sickened by how she's treating her boyfriend, I would've never expected this from her, and this is just from what I've seen and what she has told me so I have to imagine the real thing is even worse.

Anonymous 335052

>>335042
>EXCEPT that my friend texted HIM a couple of hours later.

LOL this slut was put in the spot and has been trying her absolute hardest to revert that.
That's just shameful, poor bf.

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Anonymous 335059

>>335049
> I just feel sickened by how she's treating her boyfriend, I would've never expected this from her, and this is just from what I've seen and what she has told me so I have to imagine the real thing is even worse.

I don't understand. This is your own friend. Someone you're supposedly very close to. Don't you think it's possible that she could just simply be getting carried away?
Sorry Nona but if she's really your friend you'd have a little faith in her. You'd feel comfortable talking to her about your feelings. You're failing her by not coming forward.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 335067




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