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Please read the rules! Last update: 04/27/2021

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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


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Anonymous 320243[Reply]

Pornsick moids, disgusting!
Masturbates furiously to Yaoi
Scrotes are violent degusting animals always trying to degrade us!
Fantasies about cutting dicks off
Moids hit the wall at 20 then think they can settle down!?
Fits a second dildo into her loose hole
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Anonymous 320347

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Oh right, I forgot I can't post on 4chan. Because I'm banned forever with every IP I could ever care to take the effort to have. Good. I don't like /his/, they're all stupid. I asked them once i–.

Yotsugi's pussy would be super cold, because she's dead. Dead tight cunny with no emotion just taking it, and kissing me and making me food~ and we'd play chess and I'd destroy her and she'd follow me, I've described all this already.
I can buy anything I want on the way home, any kind of food, by which I mean any food I don't need to do any work with, so ice cream, and pie.
I found some really really sexy cute images of Yotsugi, but CC isn't worthy of them, I'm so happy and she's all mine, my girl plap plap plap.

Anonymous 320348

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And since I have the PDFs out, I mentioned some days ago that women only have rights by being violent thugs. PROOF.
From the Encyclopaedia Britannica 1926.

Anonymous 320349

It's really weird that females got the right to be members of parliament before the ultimate voting right. That's very bizarre. Shouldn't have any rights at all.

I'm so hot, it's 16 degrees today. I need to get home.

Anonymous 320350

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But I really do need to make more screenshots for Chretien's Romances since I reference them now.
I said before right, how many medieval documents have YOU read? two? three? between 500-1500 AD I had read maybe three. So what do I actually know about the middle ages? Nothing. But as I started to read more, you realise the middle ages are exactly like a renaissance fair but everyone is mentally insane.

I also need screenshots for the Siege Diary of Oreleans, if you've ever read that, during the Siege of Orleans when Joan of Arc arrived and all that. There's this really funny bit, there's a few actually. It's funny the way the English commander was shouting across to Joan of Arc and making her cry, but also there was this random french guy with a Canon that the diary writers kept track of, it's, I can't do it justice it's so funny. Because the diary, it's an official record written during the time of the siege, and it says "this many people died today, this building was hit with a canon, blah blah blah." but then it randomly will just say "And John did much damage with his canon! And he doth mock the English by fainting as one dead!" Ooh my achining tentacles, they loved that guy.

Anonymous 320351

ALSO, because I'm a huge Joan of Arc fan, I even read Voltaire's erotic fanfiction from the 18th century. I actually copy that sometimes, he describes Joan of Arc as having "plump vanilla thighs" which I say often.
But I was saying, if you read the trial records for Joan of Arc, there's two english translations now and the older one is better it has all the famous quotes as people know them. Do you believe you are in God's Grace? "If I am not may God put me there, and if I am may God so keep me." She constantly says "You burden me with questions." Which is also something I say all the time because of her. You burden me with questions!

At the beginning of every day of the trial, they asked Joan of Arc to swear on the Bible (despite Jesus saying not to swear by anything) but they don't actually say "the Bible" they list some books of the Bible. Which means they probably didn't even have access to a Bible, at least not for the sake of the trial, probably locked up in a church. Most people at that time would have had individual books and uh, yeah, that's not too interesting but I'm just typing things because I don't want to walk home as usual. It's a long way.



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Anonymous 320334[Reply]

I want a beef patty so bad right now at 2am.


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Anonymous 318850[Reply]

>people are going to a psychiatrist
>in the days of chatGPT
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Anonymous 319721

I vented to ChatGpt last night and asked it to act like a therapist and even it didn't want to hear what I had to say

Anonymous 319730

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>therapist is using slides made with ChatGPT during the session
>starts to speak like ChatGPT even
>That's such an interesting observation. It shows how self-aware you are about your problems. Thank you for sharing that with us and trusting us with that information. Your emotions are perfectly valid and it is okay to feel bad. I can really understand and empathize with what you had just said and I can understand how difficult it must have been for you.
Sis I've been oversharing my whole life to strangers and even training LLMs by venting to it every day.

Anonymous 319735

You'll end up shooting up a mall anon

Anonymous 320181

>>319735
Unlikely unless anon has cock and balls

Anonymous 320327

>>320181
Soo, likely then. considering this is cc



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 319768

>>319733
She used to post herself a lot years ago, like at least 10 years ago and even more, now she's working in a kitchen somewhere in Europe. Good life

Anonymous 319800

the only good board is /shay/

Anonymous 319827

I haven’t used the site for a year and have begun to realize how little the site makes sense. I don’t understand why farmers are so morally faggy when the sites sole purpose is to make fun of autistic people, mostly women, and a childs suicide is used as a meme(an hero). I got banned once for make fun of the retards in the vent thread and I was just thinking “why”? Isn’t the purpose of this site to make fun of mentally ill people? Sorry if theres weird typos, Im using an android.

Anonymous 319860

>>319827
I know this isn't a new take whatsover but the site is mostly for mentally ill people to make fun of other mentally ill people. Like Kiwi.

Anonymous 320311

>>319827
The whole appeal of lc is to make maladjusted people feel better about themselves, because they aren't as maladjusted as some cow or another. Or if they are, they'll feel superior anyway for not publicly making a fool out of themselves on the internet (unless it's an anon like rancefag or whatever). LC has a high concentration of bippies, schizos and autists alike, ibs in general seem to naturally appeal to people with a few screws loose kek



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Imageboard General Anonymous 306970[Reply]

This is a general thread for imageboard discussion.

What other imageboards do you use? What is your favorite imageboard? And what imageboards did you used to use?
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Anonymous 320239

>>320236
That’s fucking RIGHT, nobody gets in the way of me pathetically pissing away my youth on obscure image boards because I had been chased away from elsewhere for being an obnoxious retard.

Anonymous 320253


Anonymous 320255

>>320253
You’re right… maybe if I wasn’t so retarded I would have something better to do than talk shit about nonas who are cuter than me.

Anonymous 320257


Anonymous 320263

>>320257
You're observing ordinary girl talk. Due to the complexity of the female body a lot of resources are drained from the brain into the uterus, resulting in this kind of discussion and talk.



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Anonymous 180488[Reply]

They don't make moids like this anymore, RETVRN…
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Anonymous 238251

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>>237864
I posted him in a different cute emo guy thread, and everyone said he looked like a tranny, then my post got removed. This is what they took from us..

Anonymous 238293

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>>238251
just another day in the life of a Bill fan, stay strong nona

Anonymous 317332

>They don't make moids like this anymore, RETVRN…
They all ended up being pedos or gay, but I guess that would only increase the attraction for a mentally ill woman

Anonymous 317341

>>317332
youre confusing emo with scene. no one here likes dahvie vanity

Anonymous 320186

It really does feel like the 2000s and early 2010s were better in almost every way



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Anonymous 314420[Reply]

What are your unpopular feminist opinions?
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Anonymous 319713

>>319710
>empowering because goes against the morally-christian way to have sex. Like, we are animals,

You are retarded, you are not an animal, you are a human. I guess in a way the way you are thinking reflects how easy it is to psyop you, so maybe you are non-human

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Anonymous 319729

>>319713
Basic soyence denied kek

Anonymous 320182

>>319710
"Yeah let me just degrade myself to own the Christians" you sound retarded

Anonymous 320185

Going after things like girls in video games and sex dolls is pointless and makes us look jealous
>>314737
Fully agree



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Anonymous 317343[Reply]

Anyone find love confessions and 'romance' to be really cringe?

If someone cares, and loves you, it's something that's better seen and shown then said.
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Anonymous 318279

>>318274
least obvious male on cc

Anonymous 318844

>>317343
they are cringe

but also her whole video screams
>look at me dudes like me, i am appealing

Anonymous 319705

>>317343
It's only cringe if it's not reciprocated, in which case, even unstated acts of romance can be very cringe.

hands you a single rose
mwah.

Anonymous 319712

>>319705
omg ty blushes

Anonymous 320184

>>317343
>>317574
Ew. I remember when a few hideous scrote "friends" did this to me. It made things so uncomfortable. The answer is obviously no.
That's why women shouldn't be friends with men. They pull this shit pretending to be our friends to get in our pants. Be work or school buddies and that's it.
>>317574
Also this. Add "Well he loves you SO MUCH! Just give him a chance!" and its once again trying to manipulate women into sex.



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United Kingdom General Anonymous 3265[Reply]

- News
- Politics
- Economics
- Society
- Culture
- General debate/discussion
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Anonymous 318545

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?

Anonymous 318650

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>FOOK OFF YOU FOOKEN FOOKER M8

Can't hang out with the girls without issues anymore

https://x.com/eII10tt/status/2032542750353105376

Anonymous 319539

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Labour MP says she’ll make 2026 a ‘summer of sex’ with toy display in Parliament

Anonymous 319569

>>319539
cringe, but choosing an asexual pride flag colour scheme collection of sex toys is amusing given the context

Anonymous 320183

>>319569
Some of us aren't updated on the latest degeneracy



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