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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
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General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
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Anonymous 335738[Reply]

Is everyone here childess? If not, when did you have your kid? Are you happy/at peace with your decision? I'm closing 30 and I took an oat that if I don't find the perfect match and have a kid before 30 I'm gonna stay childless for the rest of my life
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Anonymous 335743

Never reproduce with someone who isn't your 100% ideal companion and even then still be prepared to be a single mother

Anonymous 335745

>>335738
I look like this cat when I wake up.

Anonymous 335751

>>335745
Then you look cute

Anonymous 335752

There is 0 good reason to reproduce in the world we live in, so

Anonymous 335755

This is going to get removed because someone's feelings get hurt but I'll say it anyway. I am constantly reminded of how many uneducated and third worlders we have on CC.

No well educated woman raised in a forward thinking environment will feel that she owes the world children. You will either know that you want children because that is what you want or you just won't feel the need for it at all.

And assuming you do decide that you want them you're not going to set arbitrary time restrictions on it. You're going to decide that you're ready based on how your own life is going, like do you have a good partner for it or how are your personal finances for it or have you reached a point with your job where you can afford to take maternity leave.

You probably should not have children. Too immature, you haven't thought it out and you expect some moid to swoop in and do all the work for you, which all guarantees that any children assuming they survive your parenting will have horrible lives.



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Anonymous 335737[Reply]

post things that'll make you feel old
i'll go first: kid president

Anonymous 335753

2016 was 10 years ago



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what happened to femcels.is ? Anonymous 335673[Reply]

i swear i remember it was supposed to be this whole new forum. i tried seeing if it was open yet and i can't connect. did they give up on it? or change to a different domain?
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Anonymous 335680

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> femcel.is

Interesting. I don’t really take this whole "femcel" thing that seriously, but an online community for women is always a good thing. I’d never heard of this one before.

Anonymous 335702

>>335680

yeah i dont remember where i heard of it i was hoping you guys had some tie to it

Anonymous 335706

>>335702
This isn't a femcel site. You might be lost

Anonymous 335726

>>335673
I dropped the s from femcel and found it, looks like there's a waitlist unless you know the password for the beta. Is that the site you meant?

Anonymous 335750

>>335706
U serious?



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Anonymous 335483[Reply]

I don’t know how to explain this but VERY BLUE eyes genuinely scare the shit out of me and for some reason Johnny Sins scares me too. It makes absolutely no fucking sense, and honestly I find it so stupid. Does anyone else have this stupid fear or am I just weird?????
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Anonymous 335720

>>335719
Beauty come with variation and order.

>>335714
If they were white I would understand but what is the problem with clear blue eyes?

Anonymous 335723

Think I've only saw very green eyes, don't remember any blue eyed person

Anonymous 335747

All male porn stars are rapists, no reason not to be scared of johnny sins

Anonymous 335748

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>>335624
What if they are entirely pale?

Anonymous 335749

>>335723
Aren't green eyes much rarer than blue eyes? Maybe you're just colorblind.



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Root Canal Anonymous 335616[Reply]

I had a root canal today. AMA
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Anonymous 335668

>>335652
No it doesn't
It's an AMA, the place it fits is reddit.com

Anonymous 335672

>>335668
No fun allowed lolcow mod mad they can’t delete the thread again

Anonymous 335679

>>335651
why tho

Anonymous 335683

update: I have to go to an emergency dentist tomorrow because they didn't fill it right

Anonymous 335746

I got one last year. the least fun part was how sore my jaw got from having it wedged open for so long. at least I got a gold tooth out of it, though



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Job & Career Thread Anonymous 2867[Reply]

- What job/career are you currently working or working towards
- What have you noticed about people in certain career paths
- Where da money actually at for least stress, etc.
- Which fields do generally higher IQ/savvier women excel in (let's be honest, if you've made it to imageboards/Crystal Cafe you're over a certain threshold of smarts of some kinds)
- Tips for other anons/Ask for advice
- Shit that sucks about work in general
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Anonymous 295118

>>293275
Can you find old teachers? They will probably help you because theyll see you trying

Anonymous 295183

Any advice from Aussie miners on how to hop software/web dev jobs?
seek and indeed isn't working and at events I only makes friends

Anonymous 295334

>>291077
possibly

Anonymous 295529

I work for a call center and I’m going back to school tomorrow and I’m nervous. I’m starting with one class. It’s an elective and maybe that’s stupid but I wanted to take something I liked as my first class. But I struggled with passing the past couple times I’ve tried school due to trying to heal from abuse and PTSD.

I kind of want to go into UI but I have no idea where to start as someone with no degree yet who can’t go to a big name school.

Anonymous 335739

I have to attend a work event. We're a very small company (5 employees plus external contractors) and I'm the only one who exclusively works from home (in a different state) so we've never met and I prefer it that way. My boss is overbearing and he's forcing me to come to the event in what feels like a demonstration of possessiveness. I just barely got out of attending the last one (my transportation had such a massive delay I would have missed it) and this time I'm gonna have to just do it. I know he can't really force me to attend but I want to keep this job because it's the only thing I've found that's perfectly catered to my needs and desires. It's just that my boss is such an uncomfortable character, he never shuts up like a crackhead and he's also far right and last christmas event he pulled my younger coworker into his lap and made a massive scene. I know if I had a spine I'd quit but it's a job where in the vast majority of weeks I write 3 emails a day whenever I feel like it and I'm done. For the event I have to travel 6 hours each way and spend a night at a hotel.

TL;DR please give me your top tips on how to survive excruciating social situations when you have to stay semi professional



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Pinkpill thread Anonymous 314617[Reply]

male hate/men hate/moid hate thread
The old one >>117636 is locked, so I made a new one.
pic related, a moid creature feigning self awareness
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Anonymous 335730

>>335724
men gamble because their Y chromosome is defective, women being picky as nature intended it to be has nothing to do with it

Anonymous 335734

>>335724
>>335730

Fuck being average. Also fuck female socialization and playing nice all the time. I strongly disagree its just a feel of adrenaline. Some people get more addicted to it than others. Though it doesn't necessarily mean they play poker all the time, they can do other adventurous extreme things. Also seriously? Fuck being average, fuck playing by rules, fuck pleasing everybody, fuck women's socializing which is just meant to cage you. None of that has to do with being male, you're just shittily socialized and live in a cage because you don't know what else to do to escape your socialization. Or people's approval, But you probably can you just never tried. Wow stop keeping women in a box. This is all just male sexism honestly.

And seriously fuck staying average having amazing skills is so much more fun. Yup even if they're useless, like caving, or painting.

Anonymous 335735

>>335734
socialization** not socializing

Anonymous 335736

>>335734
Fuck all this time I was tricked into being their slave and this time I will fight back

Anonymous 335754

>>335734
The thing is, a great man is just what an average woman is



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Anonymous 335732[Reply]

Do you like Zelda?

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 335733

Moved to >>>/media/40225.



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I cant stop farting because i ate beans for 2 days Anonymous 335418[Reply]

And now i feel like i have gaseous butt cancer

they were such delicious southern beans though the best kind
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Anonymous 335626

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>>335617
WELCOME WORLD TO THE BEANS IN MY ASS

Anonymous 335681

>>335626
This is just what i needed thank you

Anonymous 335682

Why did the give link little shota feet in the remake?

Anonymous 335728

All in one fart.mp…

>335682

Anonymous 335731

You have to soak legumes like beans, lentils, chickpeas until they give off a slight foaminess, usually takes about 20 hours or so depending on temperature, I leave them in a warm place, after they've soaked you need to drain that water, it'll usually smell bad, that's the stuff that messes with you



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