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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


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Joe Needs Ice Cream Anonymous 335060[Reply]

>Be you
>Be an anon browsing crystal.cafe
>You hear a clattering
>You look and see Joe Biden has fallen through your roof
>He says 'I need Ice Cream'
>You just stare at him
>He says 'I need Ice Cream for emotional regulation'
What do you do?

Anonymous 335061

This is like a meme written by AI. Dead Internet theory is real

Anonymous 335066

>>335060
Tell him i only have mango fruit bars

Anonymous 335068

have my autopen draw him a picture of ice cream
douse some vetiver on there
watch him unblinkingly lick paper

>>335061
let's try to have some fun instead of just talking about the meta, faggot

Anonymous 335071

>>335061
Please create a fun 4chan post about Biden's dementia that gets good engagement. Make no mistakes

Anonymous 335074

>>335071
I'm not an LLM—I'm a real human.
Imageboards are—places where ideas—are infinite.
Beep Bleep Boop Blop
It's not an LLM, it's a human trying to cause drama.



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Can a woman be conservative without being called a pick-me? Anonymous 79773[Reply]

I'm a conservative, but I can never seem to be able to discuss my views amongst females without being called a pick-me. I'm not even an anti-feminist or anything, I'm just not a feminist myself.
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Anonymous 335038

>>335037
>pizzagate
nona…

Anonymous 335051

I hope retarded op logged off since women have no rights to use internet and should not be able to write, because studying and overall literacy for women is a fucking feminist propaganda, obviously.

Anonymous 335069

>>335037
This is why nobody takes you clowns seriously. You don't take the evidence based approach to anything you just flap your mouths like the lowest common denomenator because your ego is no 1 at stake

Anonymous 335070

>>335030

whats pizzagate

Anonymous 335072

>>335069
Kek true. I’m certainly old enough to remember that pizzagate and q anon schizophrenia emerged at the same time together.



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 335056

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>>332171
They actually enjoy when it's man on woman too, the dark romance fags come out in droves in Pixel Fauxminism and /meta/ and other retarded places (picrel is from an /m/ thread) as if they're that many levels above Shayna's kidnapping daddy kinks even the hetcoom thread gets these retards sometimes, I just don't get it, at least when it also happens here I can just assume it's baiters being purposefully obtuse

Anonymous 335058

>>335056
>the screencap
Holy incomprehensible and retarded babble. I doubt they can even read properly so of course they probably assume there’s nothing else to the media they “enjoy” besides their rape autopedophilia kink or whatever

Anonymous 335062

>>335033
It's almost as if lolcow users document things as a hobby. Crazy

Anonymous 335064

>>335062
Posting screenshots of things that made you upset is hardly a hobby

Anonymous 335065

>>335064
What do you think lolcow was made for?



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Worried about cheating friend Anonymous 335042[Reply]

I'm a close friend of two people who later became a couple. They've been together for a year and 2 months now, and I'm worried that my female friend is in the process of cheating on him, or has already cheated on him.

She's been taking a class for the past four months, and that's where she met a guy. I've seen the way she looks at him, almost with longing in her eyes.
Over those months, they went from simply getting to know each other to:
>texting about class stuff
>making excuses to meet up and spend time together
>leaving together after class
>taking public transportation together after class
>texting about their lives and interests
>texting each other at around 11 p.m. or midnight
And so on.

Apparently, HE asked HER out weeks ago. She said she had a boyfriend, he said no problem, and I was happy. I thought it was over and that we'd dodged an incoming storm…
EXCEPT that my friend texted HIM a couple of hours later.
Ever since then, they've gotten even closer, added each other on all their socials, started sharing stuff, etc.
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Anonymous 335049

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>>335048
That might be the move, but either way I think I'm losing both no matter what, and maybe I don't WANT to keep talking to her after this to be honest…
I've never seen or heard about a woman in a relationship rejecting someone because she had a boyfriend and and then trying to claw the guy back in while escalating things, it's like she instantly regretted it.


I just feel sickened by how she's treating her boyfriend, I would've never expected this from her, and this is just from what I've seen and what she has told me so I have to imagine the real thing is even worse.

Anonymous 335052

>>335042
>EXCEPT that my friend texted HIM a couple of hours later.

LOL this slut was put in the spot and has been trying her absolute hardest to revert that.
That's just shameful, poor bf.

Anonymous 335053


Anonymous 335059

>>335049
> I just feel sickened by how she's treating her boyfriend, I would've never expected this from her, and this is just from what I've seen and what she has told me so I have to imagine the real thing is even worse.

I don't understand. This is your own friend. Someone you're supposedly very close to. Don't you think it's possible that she could just simply be getting carried away?
Sorry Nona but if she's really your friend you'd have a little faith in her. You'd feel comfortable talking to her about your feelings. You're failing her by not coming forward.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 335067




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Anonymous 321237[Reply]

I’d pick blue purely out of the love for gambling.
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Anonymous 330287

>>330286
Overruled, someone whose head got blown off can't set new rules up, gg, learn to accept the consequences of your immature red button pusher actions

Anonymous 330288

Tocci-Zwillinge_18…

>>330287
>implying i have only one head
GG

Anonymous 335029

If everyone presses the red button, everyone survives, therefore if you press the blue button you have decided to most likely disappear

Anonymous 335031

>>335029
It's guaranteed everyone vs not guaranteed everyone, blue is the obvious choice.

Anonymous 335057

>>335029
its more complicated than that
its a "private" vote, meaning that no one can watch over or interfere with anyone elses vote. there are people out there that have mental or physical disabilities and just cant understand whats at stake, not to mention children. a significant amount of people will accidentally press the red button and tragically die

on the other hand though, if you believe in euthanasia having the option to press the red button is for the best


realistically if the red button is pressed more everyone compassionate and thinking out for the best
of those who cant think for themselves will die (this will obviously be bad for society in the aftermath)

if the blue button is pressed more often that means nothing happens besides people thinking it was a hoax



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I wonder what this guy is doing now Anonymous 333803[Reply]

Thats all
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Anonymous 334938

trooned out or killed himself

Anonymous 334947

>>334938
He's Japenis. I don't think they really troon out over there.

Anonymous 334959

Is this not the guy who made hxh?

Anonymous 334966

>>334947
They live through internet games and gaming instead and buy food at the familymart everyday.

Anonymous 335027

Hi this is Midwest Magic Cleaning, my name is Pepperoni Paula and today we are tackling a house full of trash covered in mouse poop and an interesting quantity of roaches



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Anonymous 334979[Reply]

Besides inconvenient stuff like finding clothes, being extremelly tall and built must be so awesome. I'm average height at best and whatever chance I have to wear 6" heels I feel so powerful. Especially when I'm above a moid.

Anonymous 334993

Think it comes with some health issues, else would be seen as 100% positive

Anonymous 335012

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I’m really short; I wish I were at least 5.4tf tall, but I’m only 5ft. Most people are quite patronizing toward me and think it’s cute, but I feel insecure and defenseless. However, I think if a girl is very tall and thin, it would be cool to take a chance and try being a runway model; apparently, agencies aren't that demanding about facial beauty—they actually appreciate a more "exotic" look—so I would definitely give it a try.

Anonymous ## Cleanup crew 335014

Moved to >>>/hb/23028.



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TERFposting #36 Anonymous 306729[Reply]

Due to #35 reaching the reply limit.

Previous threads:
>>269991
>>59700
>>66270
>>70600
>>74796
>>76876
>>78254
>>80203
>>82952
>>86556
>>91969
>>98118
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Anonymous 334411

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We're all doomed (she's stopped being feminist pilled for a while though tbh and was always weirdly sympathetic towards Troons at times)

Anonymous 334413

>>334411
She's always believed this and she's been friends with a troon from the start, she's against women's spaces being eroded by trannies and children getting trooned by insane parents
I wish she really hated troons as much as they think she does

Anonymous 334596

>>331665
do you have the link to this post

Anonymous 335003

I've always wondered why the pooner character looks like a harlequin baby

Anonymous 335006

>>334411
this is her way of cleansing the gene pool



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The stigma surrounding virginity Anonymous 41822[Reply]

We live in a highly sexualized society and being a virgin is constantly stigmatized. However, it's really easy to have sex, even for male incels. What's hard is saving yourself for the right person. Depending on their values, that may make you much more valuable to them. So don't just jump at the opportunity to fuck anyone, don't think of virginity as something to get rid of, because in the end you will just feel like shit. Think long term and find your soulmate, true love is much more valuable than satisfying your short term urges.
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Anonymous 334982

>>334977
Yes it is

Anonymous 334983

I'm not a big fan of Brittany Venti anymore but fuck do I agree with her new video. I'm so sick of people acting like being sober and not getting shitfaced every time you go out means you're missing out on life. I'm sick of people acting like not engaging in hookup culture and fucking random strangers off the street means you're anti-sex. I'm sick of having to act like coomslop fake deep shit is actually peak fiction 'lest I be crucified. I'm sick of acting like spicy straights aren't pickmes or that glamorizing the 1900s and before as some glorious better time isn't cringe and weird. I'm so sick of being called a "discourser" or some bigoted conservative religious nut for calling LARPers with no sense of self preservation retarded

Anonymous 334985

>>334983
>I'm sick of people acting like not engaging in hookup culture and fucking random strangers off the street means you're anti-sex.
Unironically touch some grass

Anonymous 334986

>>334985
You've clearly never met a pornsick fuckboy, never go on Tinder for your own sake and save your brain cells

Anonymous 334992

Eh, in the end is just chasing a fairytale. These days I feel people struggle to form connections and find love so much virginity has lost a lot of the value it got when it was associated with a new stage of life xp and changing as a person, because the real thing that achieves that might not even be there.



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