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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking

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Me Anonymous 323035[Reply]

I just fell asleep 3 hours ago I hate the feeling of waking up after afternoon nap
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Anonymous 324941

>>324940
The spiritual world was alien to me at first as well but we all ultimately do this to some extent. You don't go around blurting out every thought that comes to mind do you? We're selective with our thoughts which is in itself a distortion of the truth. To connect with others requires you to morph yourself into a form compatible with their worldview on some level. After all, who would hang out with somebody who constantly told them everything they liked was lame, every thought they had was stupid, and every choice they made was wrong?

Anonymous 324955

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This is the same guy who claimed to be attractive here

Anonymous 324956

>>324955
Rather unsurprisingly she's now posting private pics publicly. She has no shame really.

Anonymous 324957

>>324955
ytboi

Anonymous 324958

>>324957
You know I would comment on that subject matter but frankly I think you've all learned a little too much about me for one day


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Crystal.Cafe Friend Finder Thread Anonymous 225196[Reply]

This thread is for helping you find new friends! Feel free to self-post screenshots of your feed/profile or any relevant information about yourself.

Please include the following in your post:

>Name/Alias
>Age
>Preferred age range for friends
>Hobbies & Interests
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
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Anonymous 319353

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>Name/Alias
Lecheza
>Age
25+
>Preferred age range for friends
21+
>Hobbies & Interests
I love gaming, crafting, and discussing weird news and current events. Currently, I am making a lot of resin jewelry. I also like to get crunk and sing karaoke in VRC. My taste in music is very broad from Brendon Small to Sabrina Carpenter. I want more gal pals because I moved across the country and I am stuck inside a lot.
I like playing repo, lethal company, baldurs gate, nightreign, elden ring, and misery.
>Social Media accounts
ladylechuza
>Any other relevant details
Please only gals. I also will require possible friends to play VRC with me to make sure you aren't a gross male. I have plenty of male friends. I want ppl I can talk to about the hidden intricacies of aching boobs and monthly visitors.

Anonymous 324747

that's it I don't care anymore add me if you want to play videogames
discord: yetzer

Anonymous 324909

kamikaze girls pop…

>>225196
>Age and location
28 Southeast US
>Preferred age range for friends
My age or within a few years of it is greatly preferred but nobody under 20 please
>Looking for
Looking for someone or a small group in a compatible timezone to play video games with every now and then. I am shy and not good at video games so I have these sitting in my steam library with nobody to play with:
Dota 2, Deep Rock Galactic, 100% OJ, Terraria, Risk of Rain 2
Can also play Minecraft or Toontown Rewritten as well.
Please add if you are willing to occasionally play one of these games with a total noob and are patient/kind. I work full time and cannot use my phone at work so do not add if you expect constant attention. We can also play backgammon online (or chess or go if you are fine with teaching a noob these games).
>Not Looking For
Political/religious discussions, impatient people, nsfw, flirting/dating, people who do not want to play any of the previously mentioned games with me
>Contact
galdinquay (please be patient if I do not accept your add I am probably at work or asleep - also just a heads up I post this tag other places online pretending to be a dude since sadly these seem to be male dominated games)

Anonymous 324924

>>324909
Damn, I have DRG, 100% OJ, Terraria, etc, but I don’t think we’re very time zone compatible (gmt+3)

Anonymous 324954

I'm looking for a guy who'll send his nudes to me whenever I want to on discord and sometimes chat with me at times


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Gardening Anonymous 270170[Reply]

anyone wanna talk about gardening? share some tips? I live in an apartment, so I just have a container garden on the patio.
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Anonymous 324946

I'm kinda worried I may be too late because my pain motivation for gardening is to attract insects and birds to my balcony but I think it'll be okay, it's too early yet I've only seen a june bug in here

Anonymous 324947

>>324946
Huh interesting I can't recall ever having seen a junebug in my life despite them apparently being indigenous to the US and Canada

Anonymous 324948

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>>324947

Anonymous 324949

I think a sparrow brought it

Anonymous 324951

>>324948
He cute


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Science thread Anonymous 115805[Reply]

Since there's too much talk about moids in our boards, I decided that I should do my part and contribute something non-moid related. So I'm making this thread about science, maths are included as well of course. I personally think that the soft sciences are actually closer to the humanities than to the hard sciences, but in the spirit of avoiding a flame war, I'll try to avoid this point as much as I can from now on.

You can ask questions and discuss stuff about science here, I'll try to answer whatever I can and perhaps attempt to guide posters in the right direction if I'm not familiar with the topic. I'm a physicist by training but I have a basic understanding of general chemistry, geology and biology as well. I know the most about astrophysics and meteorology/climate stuff, I'm OK at mechanics, thermodynamics and quantum physics and not so great at electromagnetism, relativity and maths in general (as in, compared to a mathematician, for a physicist I'm average at maths). Sorry if that came off as a bit pedantic, I just wanted to let you know the kind of stuff I'm more likely to give good answers to.

So yeah, ask away!
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Anonymous 324795

Americans think living in a police state is a victory.

Anonymous 324796

Americans think living in a police state is a victory.

Anonymous 324812

>>324784
That is fascinating. Can you post a link to the study?

Anonymous 324818

The state killing jobs and closing companies is not a win.

Anonymous 324950

>>324812
I think that image might be a meme because I've been trying to find a source and I couldn't.
But here's a paper:
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9671112/

>It is important to note that defective synaptic pruning is also a hallmark of other neurodevelopmental disorders, although with different outcomes. Excessive pruning in all brain regions is associated with a loss of gray matter volume and is mainly related to schizophrenia, while extensive pruning in certain brain regions is associated with bipolar disorder. In contrast, ASD is mainly associated with defective pruning and increased white and gray matter volume, at least until adolescence.

Note that I didn't analyse this study, nor does this seem to be a conclusive theory either. So if anyone wants to look into this be my guest.


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Anonymous 324766[Reply]

Why the fuck is most male cosplay just guys trying to make themselves look like gay sexless dolls
I have been trying to find that one pic of a /fit/ masculine dude cosplaying Madoka, but I just keep seeing these gay prepubescent aliens everywhere
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Anonymous 324824

Why carry a NSA tracking device around at all?

Anonymous 324905

Interestingly, when I was a teenager/young adult and a virgin, I was simply obsessed with this type of character/cosplayer. I think I could consider myself a fujoshi and was addicted to yaoi content, and I got extremely horny by that kind of crap. However, long after I became an adult and finally lost my virginity, this kind of thing is completely tasteless to me. But these cosplayers in this photo would have driven me crazy a few years ago, kek

Anonymous 324907

>>324905
yeah same, I think it's because we were so used to cartoons and fictional characters that we started only being attracted to people that try to resemble anime.

Anonymous 324917

>>324789
Whom

Anonymous 324945

>>324917
TangTangMonster


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How's It Movin', Nonas? Anonymous 317879[Reply]

What are some things you've been enjoying, or just generally doing lately?
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Anonymous 324836

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Trying to get zapret2 working.

Anonymous 324839

Neopronouns nonas, were relevant once again

Anonymous 324923

My dad loved playing xcom and some people compare it to FE which I like
Maybe I should try it eventually

Anonymous 324937

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>>324836
test
fuck yeah I can finally post from my home IP now.

It fucking sucks I couldn't set it up by myself and needed some help though

Anonymous 324938

I can post on 4chan now as well ohhh yeah


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Moment of Silence For 4chan Anonymous 296860[Reply]

It is so shocking they actually did it. They actually implemented email verification on every board. I noped out of there so fast and never going back. RIP our imageboard friend. I'm sure we all have such fond memories from the one that started it all.
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Anonymous 307044

>>307030
>be me
>ip range permablocked on 4channel
hope the hackers removed it tbdesu

Anonymous 308652

Americans don't care if the USA is a police state, but Americans lose their minds if North Korea has tyranny.

Anonymous 308670

>>307044
Did they?

Anonymous 309290

>>308652
This isn't relevant to the thread

Anonymous 324935

Real patriots wish that they could stay awake 24 hours a day spreading freedom.


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Street Safety thread Anonymous 324486[Reply]

Have you or anyone you know ever been mugged? Or maybe street scammed/pickpocketed? Share tips and tricks to avoid being victimized.
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Anonymous 324744

I had a guy get shifty after I already gave him $10 (because he asked and I thought he needed groceries). He tried to get me to look down (old tactic of getting you to look at your watch or shoes). I'm not sure if the plan was to take the entire wallet, pull a weapon or take the car keys… I just backed up while watching him until I got into my car and left. I don't take money or cellphones out at the request of strangers anymore.

Anonymous 324745

Well said.

Too many Americans think that they are prepped because they have 12 cans of pears, a box of ammo, and a rifle.

You can't get too comfortable.

You need to have at least a two year supply of food and water, gold, thousands of bullets, and several guns stashed away today.

The collapse could happen this year or next year. You can feel it.

Take this seriously.

Pass the word.

Anonymous 324911

If a guy tried to rob you, just knee him in the balls as hard as you can. It will be so painful and humiliating for him.

Anonymous 324912

>>324911
I’m just gonna throw my used pads at him

Anonymous 324914

Do the elites plan to wall off cities so that no one can escape?


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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 324718

Americans want to have a civil war over homosexuals, abortion, and illegal immigrants, but no one cares that the USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state.

Anonymous 324834

>>324714
Most of the time people mention CC they almost always say "the average crystal.cafe/kiwifarms user" or some shit

Anonymous 324906

Well said.

Americans want to have a civil war over homosexuals, abortion, and illegal immigrants, but no one cares that the USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state.

Anonymous 324908

>>324714
holy slop grifters lol

Anonymous 324910

Americans hate free speech with a passion.


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