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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


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Anonymous 320807[Reply]

How do you get over body dysmorphia?

>Not feeling pretty enough

>Always feeling too thin or too fat
>Feeling invisible around men
>Trying not to say that looks are everything
>Comparing myself

Anonymous 320809

Every solution I offer is to get a husband. When you have someone who finds you attractive and "loves" you then you won't feel the need to puke in toilet anymore!
"Feeling invisible around men"
I didn't know females felt this way! I better make sure they know I don't think they're invisible.

Thank you for using Crystal.cafe. You'll probably get three responses and two of them from men, then Amy will delete your thread.



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Stocking Day 3 Anonymous 320729[Reply]

Don't forget this board is my swamp, and yall's is trespassing here.

Stocking is my cum dump sperm bank spunk house baby-batter storage seed tank vanilla pudding jar. Stocking isn't allowed to do anything to her clothes or body without me. That includes brushing her teeth, which I do for her. She faces me and sits on my lap wrapping her legs around me, you can clean someone else's teeth a lot better than they can.
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Anonymous 320803

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Some stupid females on witchan were talking about "weeaboo vibes on imageboards" as if that's still a thing. There's no weeaboos left on the internet. I met with one a few years ago, a young man, I have such a heart towards young men, especially ones that remind me of myself. By now he's probably already given up.
It's just not a thing anymore. Like being a Netizen, haven't met one of those in who knows how long. And females wouldn't know anything about ANY of this because they've never been involved.
All the groups we had never had women and if they snuck in they were never actual otaku.
They're talking about periods over there. I wish they only talked about menstruating and bras and stuff, then I'd be interested in reading. Instead of their general yapping stupidity over nothing.

I wanted to say some other things about Stocking, but we have many days ahead in STOCKING MONTH WEEK SOMETHING. Like this shot that is always in my head. This scene is just something always in my head, always, I go through every day thinking about it. Something about that episode, because it was weird and I hadn't seen something like it. Wouldn't it be cool to do some kind of Roger Rabbit episode, actually that would suck, it's better what they ended up doing.

Anonymous 320804

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That "weaboo", he was 21 I think, I wish I still had the screenshots to remanence, probably the last person I had any talk with, he was so much fun, his waifu was Sayaka. People aren't really fun online anymore.
It was so weird, because even a few years ago when I met him, it was shocking, you could tell right away, as you used to be able to. He's the real deal, out of another time now gone.
I loved talking to him, we had a discord chatroom and that's when I was calling myself Susan, and I mentioned Sensei from Denki-gai just yesterday because someone showed a picture of the comic on witchan, sure no one even knew what it was. I used to avatarplay as her, and I kept going on about girl power. Then me and this weeb guy would type-sing Brain Power but replace it with the phrase Girl Power, posting female symbols, I mean, you kind of had to be there, it was fun. And annoyed everyone else.

I can't hear Brain Power anymore without thinking of Sensei going on about girl power https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RS_jdGwu67A
She really is a Susan.

Anonymous 320805

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GENERATOR'S PUMPING!
GENERATOR! ALL NIGHT LONG!
ATOMIC AOMTIC OVERDRIVE!
GOT MY SURGE!
GIRL POWER!
COME HERE LOSER, HOOKAY
DON'T YOU TRY IT!
Gaaah, why do I fail to keep people? I miss him. I miss everyone I've passed through.

Anonymous 320806

Not that I care by the way. Don't get me wrong, this is not about some gatekeeping– I don't care at ALL! The cringe going on today about "we need to gatekeep anime from normies" but I've talked about that enough times.

Anonymous 320808

But the idea that there's even "anime" "vibes" on imageboards today? Bit of a joke in my estimation.
There is also the wapanese, they will always exist and have taken another form. They're embarrassing and I think a lot of them are female now strangely. Maybe because they want to be the ethnicity that is whored out the most or something.

Anime fans will always be what they are, anime otaku largely don't exist anymore. And I don't think they should exist, I think the anime medium doesn't deserve them.



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How's It Movin', Nonas? Anonymous 317879[Reply]

What are some things you've been enjoying, or just generally doing lately?
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Anonymous 320576

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Slept pretty much till 6 pm today and got no shit done at all. Didn’t get my water jugs filled, didn’t eat anything, didn’t study, didn’t work on my projects…

There will be an interesting lecture relevant to me at the Higher School of Economics, I filled out a request to let me in there so I could listen to it. No reply yet, though.

Anonymous 320577

AI state propaganda is so kino

Anonymous 320721

I remember when I was like 10 I just started learning History in class, my friend told me she was studying Finnish and I thought “Studying an ancient middle eastern language is pretty unusual”

Anonymous 320732

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>>320560
I'm really happy for you, nona. What's your workout? Gym really does wonders for mental health, I wish I had time to go back to.

Anonymous 320799

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Locked out of my password manager because my laptop is in service right now. Feel kinda like an idiot for not backing it up more often.
Not sure how I should go about making it accessible from mobile, too. Maybe there’s a keepass version for mobile and I could just keep it up to date manually. It’s such a bother.



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Anonymous 320784[Reply]

A woman’s place is on a man’s face!
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Anonymous 320790

>>320787
That's actually something I've thought about. In the rare event when I would want my face near her bussy, I would have her lay down on her back and I'd just lift up her lower half to me, so you're holding her upside down in a way. There's some nice images depicting exactly that that I've seen.
Although another problem is boobies if you want her to sit on you and press her boobies in your face, she'll have your head above yours. But I'll never have sex anyway so these important issues are not a concern.

Anonymous 320791

>>320790
>bussy
Freudian slip kek

Anonymous 320792

>>320791
No, I just like the word bussy. And it's useable for girls too. bussy, poosy, pussy mound.
Pussy just means fat you know, I think I've already posted here about the little girl in the late 1800s named "Pussy", that's a good name.

Anonymous 320793

>>320792
denial is a river..

Anonymous 320796

>>320793
It's really not denial. I use bussy for girls because of a youtuber I like who does the same.
I know you want me to be gay, because you're a gross fujoshi, but you have to keep your fantasies inside yourself. it's not becoming of a lady.
You should consider letting a man sit on your face as well.



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Anonymous 299429[Reply]

>go to America because of Hollywood movies
>it looks like this

What are the pros and cons of living in America
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Anonymous 319547

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"I BET ITS NOT GONNA BE THE JEWS!!!!" - megyn kelly, 2026.

https://x.com/JucheAffirmer/status/2043862961190494342

https://xcancel.com/___eb__/status/2043852261705519221#m

we live in a society, alright. Fox is Israeli/Zionist News.

Previously she defended Epstein.

>In a discussion with NewsNation host Batya Ungar-Sargon on "The Megyn Kelly Show" on Nov. 12, Kelly stated that she knows "somebody very close to this case" who "told me from the start […] that Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile."


>"He was into the barely legal type, like, he liked 15-year-old girls," Kelly continued. "I'm not trying to make an excuse for this, I'm just giving you facts — that he wasn't into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passer-by."

Anonymous 319598

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>>319446
Brett Ratner Melania Trump and Jeffrey Epstein

Brett Ratner, is the producer and director of Melania Trump's bio-pic "Melania"

“It's a big club, and you ain't in it.”

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>>319598

UK LTD #: 08217480

Anonymous 320781

Those who say that the USA is a free and peaceful country with a balanced budget are liars.

Anonymous 320783

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>>320781
OH MY GOSH. IT's YOU!

One of the proxy IPs I used to post here was banned already a long time ago, and it was because of a post that said this exact same thing! It's YOU! That's why it was banned, you're like a little spammer or something. I can't believing I'm meeting the legend himself.



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United Kingdom General Anonymous 3265[Reply]

- News
- Politics
- Economics
- Society
- Culture
- General debate/discussion
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Anonymous 320717

>>320455
I wouldn't mind so much if we actually got, ya know, security rather than constant crime and jeets everywhere

Anonymous 320719

If you said that the government was wiretapping your phone in 1999, everybody would have called you a nutjob.

Now if you say that the government is wiretapping your phone, no one cares.

How can Americans sleep at night now or look in a mirror without feeling disgusted and ashamed?

Anonymous 320720

>>320719
s-shut up! im thinking what brand of cereals to buy.. dont say things in mean way it hurty my poor fee fees…. oh SHI mouse PI is coming out that game looks RAD

Anonymous 320779

Everything is illegal, everyone is a criminal, everyone is under surveillance 24/7, and no one cares.

Living in a police state means that you must live in dread of being arrested. You can't help feeling hopeless.

Anonymous 320782

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>>320779
Aaah… society isn't that great huh? Well I'm sure it'll get better, because that's something that happens sometimes, societies can actually be better and worse. It's not like they're all just equally terrible and thinking about them is a waste of time no. You poor thing living in a bad society. Well, hopefully if you worship society enough things will get better, just keep contributing. And keep believing.



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LISTEN UP AMY Anonymous 320748[Reply]

Me and you on a deserted island right now. ME AND YOU. Come on. Coward little female wimp! EVERY DAY! Me and my waifu roll up here in a tux, dapping on you, no we don't give a —-! Wow, you banned a whole 50 IPs? Only 1,950 more to go!

Ban one more, Amy.
I know when you are sleeping, I know when you're on the can, I'll track you down and rape your ass and put you in a garbage can. You won't be able to breathe, won't be able to move, you'll beg for death you shrivelled old prude.
If you want to keep living your miserable life, before you ban me Amy, tart, you better think twice. Trust me Amy, looking crusty, 400 pounds ugly titties not busty, rusty, because I dodge your bans. Let me tell you Amy you ain't go no fans!

Anonymous 320752

I saw someone on the fem-net say that men talk about rape sooo much, but that's only because you're a female so of course.
I've never threatened to rape my male friends. I talk to my male friends like they're people and we discuss things.

"I thought you didn't have any friends?"
Well, I mean, if I did, you know, that's… that's how I would talk is I would talk normally to them.

Anonymous 320754

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5s2o8a9A68
I actually for a second felt like I wanted to take pills. I've never thought that before. But I started suffering from clear madness around age 20, and now around age 30 maybe it'll increase to the next level. I'm sitting here in public and I feel like I want pills to make my thoughts go away.

The femaaale on discord who I said is a handmaiden, yeah you can't do much with them over online. Because the whole point of the "based anti-feminist tradwife meathole girl" is that she's basically a slave toy pet and your'e nto really suppose to talk to her, she'll just live in your house and do as she's told, which is exactly what would work for someone like me.
I understand many, in fact, MOST men don't want that, and they want someone they can talk to. But I don't know, I just want a warm body or something.



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Anonymous 320623[Reply]

>zero pph
>p spam
>most posters are trannies not women
just admit you lost already
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Anonymous 320724

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>>320631
What kind of crappy anime are you posting in the images? It looks like one of those awful things that Twitter and Reddit users like, such as Hasbin Hotel or some other crap like that. Use other photos; this is something only smelly people would do.

Anonymous 320725

Great thread everyone

Anonymous 320726

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>>320724
I'll assume you're joking. OR is this just what the kids are on about now? Thank you for your time.

Anonymous 320747

>>320677
It's janine you fucking bigot

Anonymous 320750

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Anonymous 320743[Reply]

ヽ(>_<ヽ) Gaaah! what's up fellow girls! I've really been into stuff lately. Like I mean, I'm into these things I'm into gaaah! and let me talk about it! Also, OMG some creepy boy looked at me on my way home (¬_¬;) do you think I should call the cops? I've seen ninjas kidnapped on TV.
Anyone here struggling with boob rash? screw bras! 凸(`△´#)
Anyway, I had a relationship and I have feeling about it still! Better post online about it! ┐(︶▽︶)┌
So my vagina has been used and stretch only about 15 times, and I wear pants and I am trying to get a career by wasting time in college and I hope I get into debt, hey, what are yall up to? Think I'll go to a party tonight. Gosh, so terrible all these normies on the internet these days! (︶︹︺) #NotMyInternet

Anonymous 320744

That's probably the worse thing I've seen in my time on the fem-net. Females calling other people "normies" hocky pocky. Nuts. OR implying that "oh all these new girls are from tiktok and instagram and they're ruining our culture!"

"You know, you could just GO BACK to the male side of the internet."
No. Not until Amy swallows every load she's overdue for.



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