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Please read the rules! Last update: 04/27/2021

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Anonymous Admin 39516[Reply]

Do not make threads about the following topics or you will be banned for 7 days:

NEW: Low-effort threads without original input or elaboration, e.g. "What is your opinion of XYZ?" "Honest thoughts on [topic]" or memes/videos posted with "what do you think about this?"
- Race/Ethnicity/Nationality (including stereotypes & preferences)
- Religion
- "femboys"
- (Why) do guys…
- (Why) do you like guys who [insert preference here]
- (Why) do guys like [insert preference here]
- how to get a bf/gf/platonic friend (who does xyz)
- Fetish bait threads (if you must make a fetish thread, do it in >>>/nsfw/ and don't make it an image dump)
- Discord

If you want to talk about Radfem/TERF/Gendercritical themes, do not make a new thread. Use the existing threads and keep discussion civil. You can read my thoughts on a radfem board here: >>>/meta/2962

General threads:

>>117636 Pinkpill general/complaints about men as a whole
>>44115 Where/how to meet men
>>118214 Trans general
>>114365 TERF Memes/shittalking


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Me Anonymous 323035[Reply]

I just fell asleep 3 hours ago I hate the feeling of waking up after afternoon nap
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Anonymous 324930

>>324929
You'll only scare people off if you don't display some sense of tact, you know. A rather tiresome but crucial part of communicating with other human beings

Anonymous 324931

>>324930
That’s the intended goal.

Anonymous 324932

>>324931
Would you really rather be alone?

Anonymous 324933

>>324932
That’s preferable to being constantly insulted and demeaned

Anonymous 324934

>>324933
I've seen humans tolerate very strange circumstances to stave off loneliness. I wonder if I'd tolerate such circumstances as well if I were permitted a chance to be lonely



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Crystal.Cafe Friend Finder Thread Anonymous 225196[Reply]

This thread is for helping you find new friends! Feel free to self-post screenshots of your feed/profile or any relevant information about yourself.

Please include the following in your post:

>Name/Alias

>Age
>Preferred age range for friends
>Hobbies & Interests
>Social Media accounts (tumblr, twitter, instagram, discord, snapchat, line, snow, skype, etc~)
>Any other relevant details (location, language, timezone, triggers, boundaries, etc~)
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Anonymous 319349

>>225196
>>319000
>>319000
>>319000
Do you have a discord?

Anonymous 319353

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>Name/Alias
Lecheza
>Age
25+
>Preferred age range for friends
21+
>Hobbies & Interests
I love gaming, crafting, and discussing weird news and current events. Currently, I am making a lot of resin jewelry. I also like to get crunk and sing karaoke in VRC. My taste in music is very broad from Brendon Small to Sabrina Carpenter. I want more gal pals because I moved across the country and I am stuck inside a lot.
I like playing repo, lethal company, baldurs gate, nightreign, elden ring, and misery.
>Social Media accounts
ladylechuza
>Any other relevant details
Please only gals. I also will require possible friends to play VRC with me to make sure you aren't a gross male. I have plenty of male friends. I want ppl I can talk to about the hidden intricacies of aching boobs and monthly visitors.

Anonymous 324747

that's it I don't care anymore add me if you want to play videogames
discord: yetzer

Anonymous 324909

kamikaze girls pop…

>>225196
>Age and location
28 Southeast US
>Preferred age range for friends
My age or within a few years of it is greatly preferred but nobody under 20 please
>Looking for
Looking for someone or a small group in a compatible timezone to play video games with every now and then. I am shy and not good at video games so I have these sitting in my steam library with nobody to play with:
Dota 2, Deep Rock Galactic, 100% OJ, Terraria, Risk of Rain 2
Can also play Minecraft or Toontown Rewritten as well.
Please add if you are willing to occasionally play one of these games with a total noob and are patient/kind. I work full time and cannot use my phone at work so do not add if you expect constant attention. We can also play backgammon online (or chess or go if you are fine with teaching a noob these games).
>Not Looking For
Political/religious discussions, impatient people, nsfw, flirting/dating, people who do not want to play any of the previously mentioned games with me
>Contact
galdinquay (please be patient if I do not accept your add I am probably at work or asleep - also just a heads up I post this tag other places online pretending to be a dude since sadly these seem to be male dominated games)

Anonymous 324924

>>324909
Damn, I have DRG, 100% OJ, Terraria, etc, but I don’t think we’re very time zone compatible (gmt+3)



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How's It Movin', Nonas? Anonymous 317879[Reply]

What are some things you've been enjoying, or just generally doing lately?
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Anonymous 323467

It's Medlar Time again

Anonymous 323475

>>323454
genshin hasnt been good since 2022

Anonymous 324836

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Trying to get zapret2 working.

Anonymous 324839

Neopronouns nonas, were relevant once again

Anonymous 324923

My dad loved playing xcom and some people compare it to FE which I like
Maybe I should try it eventually



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Anonymous 324766[Reply]

Why the fuck is most male cosplay just guys trying to make themselves look like gay sexless dolls
I have been trying to find that one pic of a /fit/ masculine dude cosplaying Madoka, but I just keep seeing these gay prepubescent aliens everywhere
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Anonymous 324801

>>324790
burt from fishtank
also this thread is foul

Anonymous 324824

Why carry a NSA tracking device around at all?

Anonymous 324905

Interestingly, when I was a teenager/young adult and a virgin, I was simply obsessed with this type of character/cosplayer. I think I could consider myself a fujoshi and was addicted to yaoi content, and I got extremely horny by that kind of crap. However, long after I became an adult and finally lost my virginity, this kind of thing is completely tasteless to me. But these cosplayers in this photo would have driven me crazy a few years ago, kek

Anonymous 324907

>>324905
yeah same, I think it's because we were so used to cartoons and fictional characters that we started only being attracted to people that try to resemble anime.

Anonymous 324917




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Street Safety thread Anonymous 324486[Reply]

Have you or anyone you know ever been mugged? Or maybe street scammed/pickpocketed? Share tips and tricks to avoid being victimized.
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Anonymous 324744

I had a guy get shifty after I already gave him $10 (because he asked and I thought he needed groceries). He tried to get me to look down (old tactic of getting you to look at your watch or shoes). I'm not sure if the plan was to take the entire wallet, pull a weapon or take the car keys… I just backed up while watching him until I got into my car and left. I don't take money or cellphones out at the request of strangers anymore.

Anonymous 324745

Well said.

Too many Americans think that they are prepped because they have 12 cans of pears, a box of ammo, and a rifle.

You can't get too comfortable.

You need to have at least a two year supply of food and water, gold, thousands of bullets, and several guns stashed away today.

The collapse could happen this year or next year. You can feel it.

Take this seriously.

Pass the word.

Anonymous 324911

If a guy tried to rob you, just knee him in the balls as hard as you can. It will be so painful and humiliating for him.

Anonymous 324912

>>324911
I’m just gonna throw my used pads at him

Anonymous 324914

Do the elites plan to wall off cities so that no one can escape?



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Lolcow.Farm Hate Thread #12: Eternity Of Insanity Edition Anonymous 317801[Reply]

Last Thread >>>/b/301694
Latest Bunker Thread >>>/b/316443

Latest Bullshit
>Briefly went down on New Years prompting a small surge in Crystal.Cafe activity
>Everyone getting accused of being newfags for breathing wrong
>Awards happened, winners yet to be properly announced. RPF weirdos sabotaged it
>Luigi Mangione threads nuked for attracting unhinged bippies
>Religion sperg outs happening 24/7
>/meta/ being a train wreck forever and always
>Blackpill weirdos and shotafags never leaving
>/ot/ foolishness spreading to all boards
>Epstein Files thread and conspiracy threads constantly getting detailed by anti-semites
>Acting gangstalked by jakmoids whenever someone doesn't support female pedophilia
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Anonymous 324718

Americans want to have a civil war over homosexuals, abortion, and illegal immigrants, but no one cares that the USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state.

Anonymous 324834

>>324714
Most of the time people mention CC they almost always say "the average crystal.cafe/kiwifarms user" or some shit

Anonymous 324906

Well said.

Americans want to have a civil war over homosexuals, abortion, and illegal immigrants, but no one cares that the USA is a bankrupt warmongering police state.

Anonymous 324908

>>324714
holy slop grifters lol

Anonymous 324910

Americans hate free speech with a passion.



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shit bpd people say Anonymous 129397[Reply]

shit bpd people say
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Anonymous 324775

>>324741
This is a good thing. Since BPDemons should all be killed off

Anonymous 324776

>>324775
it's not so much about bpds themselves as much as it is about the label, you don't have to have the disorder to get it

Anonymous 324792

>>324776
Even then, I'm pretty sure most of us channers would get hit with some cluster b diag in therapy if we hung around long enough.

Anonymous 324858

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When you creep out the creeps who wants to groom you

Anonymous 324859

>>324858
The aura of the truly powerful



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Imageboard General Anonymous 306970[Reply]

This is a general thread for imageboard discussion.

What other imageboards do you use? What is your favorite imageboard? And what imageboards did you used to use?
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Anonymous 324827

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I’m starting to rediscover my appreciation for /a/, despite not being big on anime
Anons tend to post nice pictures and have silly fandom wars in there

Anonymous 324830

If liberty will continue to exist, it's up to us to spread freedom.

Patriots must be absolutely obsessive about telling people about freedom now.

The globalists want to kill you.

Anonymous 324832

>>324272
why is the witch so ugly

Anonymous 324833

>>324832
I got lazy by the end of it

Anonymous 324835

Americans say that concentration camps could never possibly exist in the future because concentration camps never existed in the past.



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Alcohol Anonymous 297722[Reply]

I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk I love being drunk
I’m normal now
I’m comfy now
I love being drunk
my fellow nonas please share your drink of choice that you chug for the ultimate comfy vibes
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Anonymous 317548

Saw a woman drinking clean vodka at 10:00 am one morning at a bus stop

Anonymous 317862

i miss everclear

Anonymous 317874

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for the past two years, drinking beer and smoking cigarettes while watching a movie has been my only reliably comforting ritual. i watched 372 movies last year

these sensations make me feel the pleasures of a normal woman

Anonymous 318027


Anonymous 324826

Why does it feel like I have better cognition drunk than sober, especially when listening to men's interests? It's like I can actually pay attention, it's weird.



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